We should auction off guys as dates in order to raise money for NHLA or some such thing. The dude pays for the date, and the girl pays the auctioneer, thereby bringing in money. And if you wake up in a gimp outfit locked inside an old trunk, hey, you've consented to it by throwing your name in for the auction.
It's a victimless crime.
Some guys bring in bigger donations than others, heh heh.