Have I mentioned that, in addition to being ugly, I am fat, and I have no international clothing? Also, I sometimes don't wash well between my toes and I sing loudly while sitting on the toilet.
Therefore, I support Miami as the logical choice for the Free State. Please vote with me or I will accuse you of being Muslim terrorists hell bent on the destruction of the Western culture that spawned such monstrous items as: the Dorito, the Frito, the Moon Pie and last but not least, Michael Jackson.
Now that I have throughoughly cleared up this entire debate about which state is best for freedom, I have to take a nap.