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Author Topic: Naming Our Porcupine: Razorback?  (Read 3944 times)


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Naming Our Porcupine: Razorback?
« on: December 01, 2008, 06:36:55 pm »

"You don't ??? with Razorback"--Metallica
The lyrics seem to perfectly sum up the non-aggression principle.
That name (Razorback) could appeal to punks and metalheads,
if not the gun owners who get the Swiss "porcupine" concept.
That song would also be my #2 choice for the FSP anthem.
You may already have a good enough state anthem.

Although I prefer "Don't Tread On Me" by Metallica,
and the lyrics make it my #1 choice for the FSP anthem:
"Never begins it, never, but once engaged... /
Never surrenders, showing the fangs of rage /

But the name Razorback works well enough for a cuddly porcupine.
It could otherwise be confused for a warthog, [A-10 Thunderbolts would be legal once you are age 18]
But otherwise gets confused as the hedgehog, [Ron Jeremy films would be legal once you are age 18]
And it could have some cool Australian friends like Mohawk the Cockatoo, and Jane the Jackaroo.

Mohawk, Jane, Razorback could be something we use to market libertarianism and the Free State Concept to little kids.  Howard Dean did the same with Dr. Dynasaur in Vermont.
Just don't let the government ban this idea because of the politically incorrect thoughts libertarians have -- like they did to Joe Camel, Eddie Eagle, or the Reefer Man.
And don't tell minors that they can't own A-10 Thunderbolts or Ron Jeremy films as American citizens -- because of our 1st and 2nd Amendment rights to them.
What does everyone think of this randomness?
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