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FSP Community => Porcupine Festival => Topic started by: Bald Eagle on February 01, 2008, 10:59:43 am

Title: Goody Bags
Post by: Bald Eagle on February 01, 2008, 10:59:43 am

Maybe hand them out at check-in.

Make sure they're empty so people get to see what they'll really be getting - or include a notice that taxes will be going up to cover the high cost of printing the bags.  Hell, don't even fold them up into bags, people are lucky they're getting them for "free" ...

 >:D
Title: Re: Goody Bags
Post by: TEBON on February 01, 2008, 12:10:17 pm
that's excellent!
Title: Re: Goody Bags
Post by: Kate on February 01, 2008, 03:28:42 pm
They should be watermelon colored.

Green on the outside and red on the inside. >:D
Title: Re: Goody Bags
Post by: Bald Eagle on February 01, 2008, 04:12:00 pm
Right.

Made out of recycled political dissidents.

May also contain:

80%  pre-consumer income
14%  post-consumer confiscated books facilitating violent radicalization and ideologically based violence
4%    post-consumer products of labor
1.5% carbon-neutral congressional bloviation
0.5% smoke and mirrors
Title: Re: Goody Bags
Post by: Rich Goldman on February 02, 2008, 06:59:32 pm
Heh.  If someone is willing to oversee their availability, I'd put them to use.
Title: Re: Goody Bags
Post by: error on February 08, 2008, 08:38:09 pm
Heh.  If someone is willing to oversee their availability, I'd put them to use.

I'll be sure to submit that to the Central Planning Committee.