"Like all good Jews, I was probably in a Chinese Restaurant"+1
+2 and successful saving throw.
the best part about that answer is that that kind of a question was asked.
The original question was from Lindsay Graham and was something like "How do you feel about the Christmas Day bomber? Where were you?"
to the Ms. Kagan, right? I only heard it as "Where were you on Christmas?" which made it sound like a personal/religious based question, as if Graham was venting her for some kind of 'proper' faith.